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Skeleton bone skinny



You are so skinny that you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant

Your mama is so skinny that instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit Loops

Your mom is so skinny that if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese

You are so skinny that your mom actually enjoyed your birth



Stick People Skinny

Your mama is so skinny that her pants only have one belt loop

You're so skinny that you can be saved from drowning by being tossed a Cheerio

Your mom is so skinny that if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor

You are so skinny that you use a band-aid as a maxi-pad



Your mama is so skinny that she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow

You're so skinny that you have to run around in the shower to get wet

Your mama is so skinny that she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow

You're so skinny that you strap popsicle sticks to your feet to keep from going down the drain

Your mom is so skinny that her bra fits better when she wears it backwards



Skinny people that eat a lot ... why dont you get fat?

I've seen more meat on a chicken than you

Your mama is so skinny that when she takes a bath and lets the water out, her toes get caught in the drain

You are so skinny that when you turn sideways you disappear

Your mom is so skinny that she goes hot tubbing with the Mini Wheats Man



What if I told you that you won't turn fat if you eat one cookie

Your mama is so skinny that if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper

I finally know what skinny feels like. Hungry. It feels hungry.

Your mom is so small that she goes paragliding on a Dorito



Skinny people, skinny people everywhere

Your mama is so skinny that she has to wear a belt with spandex

Your mama is so skinny that she uses Chapstick for deodorant

Your mama is so skinny that she can see out a peephole with both eyes

Your mom is so skinny that she can dodge rain drops

Your mama is so skinny that when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like an HB pencil



You don't pass enough ... You don't eat enough

Your mama is so skinny that she only has one stripe on her pajamas

Your mom is so skinny that if she had a sesame seed on her head, she'd look like a push pin

Your mom is so skinny that she looks like a mic stand.

Your mama is so skinny that I could blind-fold her with dental floss



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